Friday, April 21, 2006

Clean trainers: New door policy

"Put on your red shoes and dance the blues." David Bowie

Appears dance clubs around the world are getting wise to their dress code and now allowing punters in with clean trainers. In an attempt to move with the times owners of public spaces such as expensive nightclubs are now accepting designer trainers on the feet of their clientele. A recent survey revealed younger people are more likely to spend money on the latest clothes and trainers to keep up with the ever-changing trends. As a result some club owners have decided to adopt a policy of allowing hot steppers to dance the night away in the latest footwear. All types of trainers are allowed provided they are clean. Now presumably this means no “doggy dos” on the soles and the shoes look fresh. Of course scientific analysis has revealed that the average sports shoe will house more bugs than a domestic toilet, but that may be too much information.

Reviewed 29/01/2017

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