Sunday, May 27, 2012

Lotus shoes and a nice cup of tea

In the olden days when feet were bound in China the purpose was to create a second vagina and cupping the erect penis between the soles was thought to be the height of sensual pleasure for both participants. Then, circa 11th century, the Taoist faith prevailed and was a humanistic religion that held appropriation as the highest form of worship. Love sessions were rather tiring and an innovative shoe designer came up with the idea of attaching small cups to the lotus shoes. The soul (excuse me), reason was to allow the man to refresh himself with a nice cup of tea.

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